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Leaked Shell global transformation doc: 88 pages of HR buzzwords and BS

Posted on the Shell Blog by “‘avin a larf!”

You have to laugh when you read these documents which HR have produced. It must have been written by someone with verbal diarrhea.

Expressions like “Focusing capability from both an organisational and locational design perspective to drive productivity, ideation and promote Agile ways of working” show just how far these people are away from the rest of us at the coal face. Some of the invented words (ideation) are superb !

I guess this is all to protect the jobs in HR as someone has to translate this BS into what happens in the real world. It appears we have regressed into the bad old days of buzzword bingo, how many buzzwords can we put into one document. Sigh.

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