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Daily Mail: Human race will ‘split into two different species’

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The new report shows that after they reach their peak around the year 3000 humans will begin to regress

By NIALL FIRTH
 
The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist.

100,000 years into the future, sexual selection will mean that two distinct breeds of human will have developed.

The alarming prediction comes from evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry from the London School of Economics, who says that the human race will have reached its physical peak by the year 3000.

These humans will be between 6ft and 7ft tall and they will live up to 120 years.

Men will have symmetrical facial features, deeper voices and bigger penises.

Women will all have glossy hair, smooth hairless skin, large eyes and pert breasts, according to Curry in a report for men’s satellite TV channel Bravo.

Racial differences will be a thing of the past as interbreeding produces a single coffee-coloured skin tone.

It’s not all good news for our descendants however.

While humans will reach their peak in 1000 years’ time, 10,000 years later our reliance on technology will have begun to dramatically change our appearance.

Medicine weakens our immune system and we will begin to appear more child-like.

One Comment…

Some of the people I work with have already changed. Unfortunately they are of the goblin variety.

– Ed Hunter, Liverpool

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