
The Times: “The Pearls of Shell”
April 16, 2008
Dominic Walsh: City Diary
A colleague visiting Shell’s group head office in The Hague the other day picked up a booklet in the foyer entitled Shell Group Headquarters House Rules. On the inside front page is a section called “The Pearls of Shell”, which says: “The people employed at Shell are the pearls of our company. They impart lustre to our business and deliver first-class performance, day in day out. That is why it is vital to cherish their wellbeing, health and safety.” There is more guff about “treating one another with respect” but by now you have doubtless already reached for the sick bucket.
http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/columnists/article3753289.ece
PADDYS COMMENT: April 17th, 2008 05:36
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Paddy my dear friend - did you not read that Shell hired 5000 new technical professionals last year in the core disciplines related to More Upstream and Profitable Downstream? The previous year another 4000 and the year before that several thousand.
Hardly sounds like outsourcing to me.
But it is true that contractors are being used to fill critical vacancies - this is an industry trend related to the “crew change” which is hitting all the Majors and their Contractors. Fishing in an ever diminishing pool so to speak
The hard fact Paddy is that out sourcing non core skills like Bread Butter IT and Transactional Finance functions is reality for every major company. It is not core business!!!!!
I might add that profitable Downstream means that Shell exits Markets where they are not 1st or 2nd
A business not a charity and hopefully a responsible one most of the time. Is everyone in Shell decent and ethical - for the most part yes I am sure like most other MultiNationals - it mirrors the society in which employees work and live. Are there still a few “bastards” in the organisation who are egotistical and selfish … probably yes … but then thats life and you will find the same in every company and every part of Civil Society
So lets get real please … remember Paddy better not bitter mate!
Cheers
Goblok
Thanks Goblok - a measured response!
I may sound “bitter” but actually I’m not. I’ve absolutely nothing personally to bitter about, on the contrary. My point, as always, is not to criticise what Shell does, as long as it is legal and in the interests of shareholders. What I object to is the bullshit - when the rhetoric does not match the reality. So actually I’m not against outsourcing (why would I be) I’m against the nonsense in the “Pearls of Shell” and the similar nonsense in much of the Corporate Advertising at present (see many previous rants!).
Incidentally you call me “my old friend” - if you are drop me a line. I’ll respect your anonymity if you wish!
Paddy