Shell has not stopped believing in the energy transition. It simply believes the transition should happen somewhere else, to someone else, and ideally on someone else’s balance sheet.
On Thursday 22 October 2026, Shell achieved something few multinationals ever manage: it was the future of energy in Beijing, the past of energy in Bavaria and the present of energy in the North Sea — all before the tea trolley came round.
A satirical reading of the oil giant’s busiest day of transition.
Thursday: a day of extraordinary transition
In the morning, China Daily published a glowing account of Shell’s plan to deepen its roots in China’s energy transition, complete with an upgraded clean-energy research centre at Tsinghua University.
China gets the promises, Germany gets the insolvency proceedings, and Shell gets to explain why both developments are entirely consistent with its energy-transition strategy.





Brace yourselves—Shell is back with yet another self-serving prediction, gleefully announcing that global demand for liquefied natural gas will skyrocket by 60% by 2040. Because, apparently, the only way to “transition” to cleaner energy is to double down on fossil fuels. According to Shell’s latest annual LNG outlook, this demand surge will be driven by economic growth in Asia, AI’s insatiable energy appetite, and the ever-magical goal of “cutting emissions”—which, of course, in Shell-speak means burning more gas while pretending it’s green.
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