ChatGPT image: A tiny futuristic electric city car plugged into a giant Shell-branded charger, while an enormous LNG tanker and offshore oil rig loom in the background like awkward relatives at a green wedding. The car glows angelically; the fossil-fuel machinery casts a long black shadow. Caption: “Now with 10km/kWh of moral air freshener.”
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Shell, previously known as Forthdeal Limited, subsequently as Royal Dutch Shell plc, and now hiding in plain sight as Shell plc after ditching the disgraced Royal Dutch moniker, has reportedly marched back into the electric-vehicle conversation with the sort of corporate flourish normally reserved for glossy sustainability brochures and very expensive conscience management.
The latest exhibit is Shell’s Triple10 Challenge concept car: a small, ultra-efficient electric vehicle designed to show off three neat little “10s” — a 10-minute charge from 10% to 80%, energy efficiency of 10km per kWh, and lifecycle emissions of 10 tonnes of CO₂. It is compact, clever, lightweight, fast-charging and, on the face of it, exactly the sort of thing an overheated transport system badly needs.
So, Shell—
17 Oct 2024
Oh look, folks! Shell, the notorious planet-wrecker and fossil fuel fanatic, is now trying to rebrand itself as some kind of eco-warrior. In a move so dripping with irony it might actually short-circuit their new chargers, Shell is planning to turn its former Scottish headquarters into an electric vehicle charging hub. Yes, you read that right. The same company that spent decades pumping oil, gas, and toxic waste into the environment now wants to be your go-to for “clean” energy.
Posted by John Donovan: 20 March 2024
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