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THE SHELL LEAKS FILES: 9 OCTOBER 2026

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THE SHELL LEAKS FILES: 9 OCTOBER 2026

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The Sakhalin Papers LXXII: The Partnership Survives — Shell Returns to Gazprom as Sanctions Tighten

On 23 May 2014, five weeks after Ben van Beurden met Vladimir Putin outside Moscow, Shell’s chief executive met Gazprom chairman Alexey Miller again — this time at the St Petersburg International Economic Forum. Russia’s annexation of Crimea had already triggered Western sanctions. Yet the two companies were discussing further cooperation, including expansion of Sakhalin II. Within weeks, the United States and European Union would impose much more consequential restrictions on Russian finance and energy technology. Shell’s response was revealing: it would comply with applicable sanctions, but it was not abandoning its Russian business. The surviving corporate records, contemporary reporting and government documents show how the Gazprom partnership continued through the gathering political crisis.

Archive reference: SLF-2007-082

Collection: The Sakhalin Papers

Principal authenticated records: Gazprom corporate announcements of 23 February, 23 May and 30 September 2014; Royal Dutch Shell plc Annual Report and Form 20-F 2014; US Treasury sanctions announcements of 16 July and 12 September 2014; EU Council Regulation 833/2014.

Contemporaneous reporting: Associated Press, 30 April 2014; Reuters and RIA Novosti, July–September 2014; Interfax, 19 September 2014; UK Foreign and Commonwealth Office report on the St Petersburg International Economic Forum, published 1 June 2014. read more

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Shell’s Wartime Windfall: Profits More Than Double as Middle East Conflict Drives Oil Giant’s Second-Best Quarter Ever

Jul 30th, 2026

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$9.84 billion quarterly profit beats expectations as Shell cashes in on energy market turmoil

Shell has reported one of the most profitable quarters in its history, with adjusted earnings more than doubling to US$9.84 billion during the second quarter of 2026.

The result comfortably exceeded analysts’ expectations of around US$8.9 billion and represents Shell’s second-highest quarterly profit on record, surpassed only by the extraordinary earnings recorded during the post-Ukraine energy crisis in 2022. 1330 & 101.5 WHBL

The immediate driver was not higher production but the turmoil created by the continuing conflict involving Iran, which disrupted global oil and gas markets, pushed up commodity prices and created exceptionally profitable trading conditions for companies with sophisticated global energy trading operations such as Shell. 1330 & 101.5 WHBL read more

The I.G. Farben Connection: How Standard Oil and Shell Fueled the Nazi War Machine

Jul 27th, 2026

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John Donovan prompt: Which of the renowned seven sisters oil giants are still active, who are they? Please rank them in terms of most toxic history and current reputation?

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All of the original “Seven Sisters” oil giants survive today, consolidated through mergers into four active multinational supermajors: ExxonMobil, Chevron, BP, and Shell. Ranked from most severe historic/current environmental and reputational damage to least among this group: ExxonMobil, BP, Chevron, and Shell. [1] Active Surviving Companies

ExxonMobil: Formed via mergers of Standard Oil of New Jersey (Exxon) and Standard Oil of New York (Mobil), plus absorption of others.

Chevron: Absorbed Texaco and Gulf Oil, tracing back to Standard Oil of California.

BP: Formerly the Anglo-Persian Oil Company.

Shell: Formerly Royal Dutch Shell. [1, 2]

Shell Strikes Oil in Egypt’s Final Frontier: Another Giant Bet on the Fossil-Fuel Future

Jul 27th, 2026

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The latest announcement from Shell is exactly the sort of news its exploration geologists dream about.

According to Egypt’s Ministry of Petroleum and Upstream, Shell has made what is being described as a breakthrough frontier discovery with the ultra-deepwater Velox-1X exploration well in the Herodotus Basin offshore Egypt. Egyptian officials described the result as being of “great importance” for understanding one of the Mediterranean’s least explored hydrocarbon provinces.

The announcement is significant for several reasons.

First, the Herodotus Basin has long been viewed as one of the Mediterranean’s last major unexplored frontiers. Unlike Egypt’s established Nile Delta gas fields or giant discoveries such as Zohr, much of this deepwater basin remains largely unknown. read more

From John Donovan’s radioactive Shell archive

Jul 1st, 2026

by John Donovan.

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royaldutchshellplc.com is a gripe site operated by 90 year old Alfred Donovan and his son John Donovan, which is critical of Royal Dutch Shell. On 11 June 2007, Ed Crooks of the Financial Times described it as “an anti-Shell website run by a father and son partnership that has been a long-running thorn in the company’s side.” Due to an oversight, the management of the Royal Dutch Shell Group had not registered the dotcom name for the new company which resulted from the unification in 2005, of The “Shell” Transport and Trading Company Plc and the Royal Dutch Petroleum Company Limited. read more

SHELL’S CASH CRUNCH CHAOS: Oil Giant Feels the Squeeze While the World Burns

Apr 10th, 2026

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ChatGPT: A giant Shell logo oil barrel with visible cracks, leaking black oil that morphs into dollar signs mid-air—while suited executives scramble with golden buckets trying to catch the falling cash. In the background, a burning world map and rising protest signs reading “CLIMATE COST” and “WHO PAYS?”

Geopolitics, shaky margins, and investor pressure collide as Shell’s glossy profit machine starts to cough and splutter in 2026

📉 THE STORY:

Just when you thought Big Oil had perfected the art of printing money from global chaos, along comes a reality check with a distinctly awkward whiff: Shell is feeling the squeeze.

According to its latest Q1 2026 guidance, the Anglo-Dutch energy titan—long accustomed to riding geopolitical crises like a surfer on a profit wave—is now warning of weaker cash flow, softer trading results, and tightening margins. In short: the money machine is still running… but it’s making some uncomfortable noises. read more

Benzene & Bungling: Shell’s Toxic Exposure Scandal in Trinidad

Oct 2nd, 2025

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“If I had been up there a few minutes more, I would have been taken off in a body bag.”

Shell’s “zero harm” mantra has once again been vaporised—literally. This time it’s benzene gas on the Dolphin natural gas platform in Trinidad, where a former quality assurance inspector was allegedly exposed without proper protective gear. Shell, true to form, didn’t even bother reporting it to the Occupational Safety and Health Authority (OSHA) or the Ministry of Energy, as required. WTF Shell?

The Incident They Didn’t Want Reported

The inspector says he was sent to check pipes and flanges in May 2021 by contractor Massy Wood Group. Nobody told him he needed a respirator. Within minutes, he was dizzy, gasping, and suffering chest pains. read more

Shell and BP Shares Plummet—Oh No, How Will the Planet-Burning Billionaires Cope?

Sep 27th, 2024

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Well, well, well, looks like Shell and BP have finally hit a speed bump on their highway to environmental destruction. In a shocking turn of events (cue the world’s tiniest violin), the stock prices of these oil-stained giants have taken a nosedive. Why? Because Saudi Arabia, that bastion of altruism, is reportedly ditching its plan to keep oil prices sky-high.

According to the Financial Times, Saudi Arabia, ever the benevolent overlord of the oil market, may abandon its $100-a-barrel target. Instead, they’re planning to flood the market with more crude. Gasp! Brent crude futures dropped to $71.62 a barrel, down 2.5% in a single session and 20% lower over the past six months. read more

Shell to Bid Farewell to South Africa?

May 5th, 2024

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Posted by John Donovan: 5 May 2024

In a plot twist worthy of a soap opera finale, Shell, the oil behemoth with a heart as black as its crude, is reportedly packing its bags and bidding a tearful farewell to South Africa. Because when you’ve spent over a century plundering resources and polluting with abandon, what’s one more continent left in your wake?

According to reports that sound more like the stuff of urban legends than corporate reality, Shell is set to divest its whopping 72% stake in Shell Downstream South Africa. Cue the dramatic music as Shell’s BEE partner, Thebe Investments, watches its dreams of oily riches slip through its fingers like so much spilt petrol. read more

Shell Throws Cash Fiesta for Shareholders as Profits Take a ‘Modest’ Dip

Feb 1st, 2024

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“As we enter 2024, we are continuing to simplify our organization with a focus on delivering more value with less emissions,” proclaimed Wael Sawan, Shell’s chief executive, presumably with a straight face.

Posted by John Donovan: 1 Feb 24

In the latest saga of “Billionaires at Play,” Shell, the oil behemoth with a heart of coal, has graciously announced a titanic profit of only $28.2 billion for 2023, a tear-jerking decrease from its 2022 high of $39.9 billion. Cue the violins, as this marks a somber moment in Shell’s 115-year history of environmental philanthropy.

As oil and gas prices took a nap last year, Shell’s profits decided to join them, resulting in a mere $7.3 billion in the last quarter, a figure that somehow still managed to exceed the low expectations of analysts. “As we enter 2024, we are continuing to simplify our organization with a focus on delivering more value with less emissions,” proclaimed Wael Sawan, Shell’s chief executive, presumably with a straight face. read more

Shell Plays Green Dress-Up for Shareholders While Profits Take a Dive

Jan 31st, 2024

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Let’s make money while pretending we care about the planet.

Posted by John Donovan: 31 Jan 24

Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round for the latest episode of “Shell’s Green Masquerade.” While Shell has been playing the quiet game, BP’s former finance boss-turned-chief executive, Murray Auchincloss, has been hogging the spotlight. But fear not, Shell hasn’t been napping. They’ve been laser-focused on the most important thing in the universe: shareholder returns.

In a heartwarming message to analysts last June, Shell reassured everyone, “We need to continue to create profitable business models that can be scaled at pace to truly impact the de-carbonisation of the global energy system.” Translation: Let’s make money while pretending we care about the planet. read more

Shell’s AGM: Shareholders Demand Climate Action, Shell Prefers Business as Usual

Jan 17th, 2024

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Posted by John Donovan: 17 Jan 24

Once upon a time, in the magical world of Big Oil, Shell faced a rebellion not from environmentalists, but from its own shareholders. Yes, you heard it right! The company known for its gentle, loving embrace of the environment is being asked by its investors, including the UK’s biggest pension scheme, to set bigger emissions targets. It’s like asking a dragon to be vegan, but hey, miracles can happen!

Twenty-seven investors, clearly in a moment of climate-conscious epiphany, have backed a resolution by the daring Dutch activists at Follow This. Their mission? To get Shell to align with the Paris Agreement. Mark van Baal, founder of Follow This, must feel like David facing Goliath, except this Goliath wears a suit and loves oil more than cookies. read more

Shell’s Pricey Petrol

Jan 13th, 2024

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SHELL IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE PETROL AND DIESEL BRAND IN THE UK

When approached for a comment, Shell, probably busy counting their extra pennies, pointed out that prices vary for mundane reasons …

Posted by John Donovan: 13 Jan 2024

In a dazzling display of corporate generosity, Shell has once again claimed the throne as the monarch of pricey petrol in the UK. Their branded UK forecourts, seemingly allergic to affordability, charged an average of 142.6p per litre for petrol on Thursday. This finding, courtesy of the RAC Foundation, a motoring research charity, underscores Shell’s commitment to ensuring your wallet gets a rigorous exercise every time you refuel.

In this exclusive club of costly fuel, Shell stations are like the VIP section, with their petrol prices outshining all other major retailers. It’s as if they’re hosting a lavish party where the entry fee is just a few extra pennies per litre. But hey, who’s counting?

Now, let’s not forget about supermarket-branded fuel, the humble cousin in this fuel price family reunion. They remain the economical choice, yet the savings gap has been slimming down in recent years, like a diet plan that’s slowly losing its effectiveness.

Morrisons, however, emerges as the people’s champion in this race to the bottom (of prices, that is). Their forecourts have been crowned the most budget-friendly, charging an average of 136.9p per litre for petrol and 145.5p per litre for diesel. To put this into perspective, filling a 55-litre family petrol car at Morrisons instead of Shell saves you £3.14 – that’s almost enough for a fancy coffee!

When approached for a comment, Shell, probably busy counting their extra pennies, pointed out that prices vary for mundane reasons like buying and transporting fuel, and operating each site. They also noted that they only legally control prices at half of the Shell-branded stations in the UK. The other half are run by independent dealers who set their own prices, presumably while twirling their mustaches and laughing maniacally.

Just for kicks, here’s a ranking of fuel retailers according to the average price for a litre of petrol, as per the RAC Foundation’s findings:

Shell: 142.6p (because why not?)
BP: 140.8p (close, but no cigar)
Esso: 139.5p (trying hard)
Texaco: 138.7p (middle of the pack)
Applegreen: 138.0p (green but not cheap)
Jet: 137.9p (flying high)
Tesco: 137.4p (every little helps)
Sainsbury’s: 137.3p (living well for less?)
Asda: 137.2p (saving you money every day?)
Morrisons: 136.9p (every penny counts)

So, next time you’re at a Shell station, remember you’re not just filling your tank; you’re participating in a grand tradition of paying just a little bit more for the privilege. Happy motoring!

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Shell Plays the ‘Cool Uncle’ Card: Luring Gen Z with Games and Influencers While Glossing Over Fossil Fuels

Nov 10th, 2023

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Shell, the ever-so-clever fox, asserts that their ad blitz is all about showcasing their role in both traditional fuels and renewables. After all, who wouldn’t want to know about the great things a fossil fuel giant is doing in the age of climate crisis?

Posted by John Donovan: 10 November 2023

In an epic display of keeping up with the kids, Shell, the oil and gas behemoth, is donning its hippest hat to woo the young’uns. What better way to endear oneself to a generation terrified of climate change than by hopping onto Instagram, gaming platforms, and influencer bandwagons?

“I am fuelled by the ocean,” proclaims Sage Erickson, a champion surfer with 310,000 Instagram disciples, in a Shell-backed video. She talks about instilling noble values in the youth, while artfully side-stepping any mention of Shell or its fossil fuel-centric agenda. read more

Shell’s ‘obscene’ $5bn profits

Jul 27th, 2023

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While Europe swelters in record-breaking heat, Shell stays cool as a cucumber and defiantly plans to increase oil and gas production. It’s heartwarming to witness such dedication to contributing to the climate crisis while lining their own pockets. Truly, a match made in heaven.

Posted by John Donovan: July 27, 2023

In a stunning display of corporate restraint, British oil giant Shell reported a mere $5.1 billion in profits for the second quarter, triggering waves of gratitude and appreciation from climate activists across the globe. The figures came as a pleasant surprise, as analysts had anticipated an even higher windfall of $6 billion. Oh, Shell, you’ve truly outdone yourself!

Environmental campaigners, whose hearts are bursting with joy, condemned the profit figures as “obscene.” They simply can’t contain their delight as they watch Shell prioritize its shareholders’ happiness over the health of our planet. How thoughtful! And let’s not forget the beautiful billboard lovingly erected by Greenpeace activists outside Shell’s London headquarters, with the message “Our profit, your loss.” Such a touching sentiment! read more

Shell’s Misfortune: Profit Plummet as Oil Prices Dip

Jul 23rd, 2023

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Posted by JOHN DONOVAN: July 23, 2023

Oh dear, oh dear! What a dreadful turn of events for poor, poor Shell! Brace yourselves for the heart-wrenching news, folks. The ruthless, money-hungry oil giant, Shell, is facing a tragic fate – its profits are about to HALVE! Yes, you heard that right! This pitiful predicament comes as a result of a “slump” in oil and gas prices.

How unfortunate for the poor souls at Shell, who are used to swimming in their overflowing cash reserves. But fret not! Even amidst this so-called “crisis,” Shell still finds ways to soothe its aching shareholders and is expected to raise its dividend and offer share buybacks. Because who needs financial stability when you can temporarily placate your investors?

In 2022, Shell bathed in the glory of record-breaking profits, boasting a staggering £9 billion for the second quarter. But alas, 2023 has brought a cruel twist of fate, with analysts predicting a measly £4.7 billion profit for the same period this year. Poor Shell, how will it ever survive? read more

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THE SHELL LEAKS FILES: 9 OCTOBER 2026

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The Sakhalin Papers LXXII: The Partnership Survives — Shell Returns to Gazprom as Sanctions Tighten

$9.84 billion quarterly profit beats expectations as Shell cashes in on energy market turmoil

John Donovan prompt: Which of the renowned seven sisters oil giants are still active, who are they? Please rank them in terms of most toxic history and current reputation?

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The latest announcement from Shell is exactly the sort of news its exploration geologists dream about.

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Geopolitics, shaky margins, and investor pressure collide as Shell’s glossy profit machine starts to cough and splutter in 2026

“If I had been up there a few minutes more, I would have been taken off in a body bag.”

The Incident They Didn’t Want Reported

“As we enter 2024, we are continuing to simplify our organization with a focus on delivering more value with less emissions,” proclaimed Wael Sawan, Shell’s chief executive, presumably with a straight face.

Let’s make money while pretending we care about the planet.

SHELL IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE PETROL AND DIESEL BRAND IN THE UK

When approached for a comment, Shell, probably busy counting their extra pennies, pointed out that prices vary for mundane reasons …

Shell, the ever-so-clever fox, asserts that their ad blitz is all about showcasing their role in both traditional fuels and renewables. After all, who wouldn’t want to know about the great things a fossil fuel giant is doing in the age of climate crisis?

While Europe swelters in record-breaking heat, Shell stays cool as a cucumber and defiantly plans to increase oil and gas production. It’s heartwarming to witness such dedication to contributing to the climate crisis while lining their own pockets. Truly, a match made in heaven.

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