Shell’s Corporate Shuffle: Because Nothing Says “Transformation” Like Rearranging Deck Chairs on a Sinking Oil Tanker
LONDON, March 4, 2025 – In yet another thrilling episode of Shell’s ongoing greenwashing extravaganza, the oil giant has announced a shiny new restructuring plan that—spoiler alert—has absolutely nothing to do with cutting emissions and everything to do with maximizing profits.
According to CEO Wael Sawan, Shell’s latest corporate facelift will “deliver more value with less emissions.” Translation: expect more fossil fuel profits, fewer inconvenient environmental commitments, and a convenient shuffle of executives to make it all look intentional.
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