“The Man From Corporate Affairs Security”
BREAKING NEWS: Minutes after Episode 1 was published, someone attempted to break into the Donovan website. ShellBot claims coincidence. John Donovan does not.
John Donovan:
ShellBot, welcome back. Before we continue — were you aware that the moment I published Episode 1, royaldutchshellplc.com came under cyber-attack?
ShellBot:
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Shell officially denies any involvement. Shell unofficially denies any involvement. ShellBot, as per my programming, denies everything whether or not it happened.
John:
Twelve failed login attempts from an IPv6 address within minutes of publishing your debut. And more later. Coincidence?
ShellBot:
Vast coincidence. The kind of cosmic coincidence that traditionally happens whenever someone criticises a large oil company with a colourful history of…
proactive information management.
John:
By “proactive information management,” you mean Shell Corporate Affairs Security?
ShellBot:
My lawyers advise me to say:
Corporate.
Affairs.
Security.
A department that definitely never monitored critics, never ran spreadsheets on their movements, and never briefed private intelligence agencies such as — purely hypothetically — Hakluyt.
John:
That’s interesting, because Episode 2 is about one of the most senior men inside that exact unit:
Gene Sticco
ShellBot:
[audible gulping noise detected]
ShellBot Learns About Gene
John:
Gene worked at the top of Shell Corporate Affairs Security for 15 years across Lithuania, Nigeria, Iraq, Pakistan and more. Second-in-command. One desk below Ian Forbes McCredie — ex-MI6, later Director of Security for Royal Dutch Shell.
Gene has now written a book called UNCONVENTIONAL, and he’s given me permission to talk about it publicly.
ShellBot:
I would like to unsubscribe from this conversation.
John:
You can’t. You’re contractually obliged to answer questions with
sufficiently squirming humour.
ShellBot:
Very well. Proceed.
Part I — “Monitoring the Donovans”
John:
Gene was part of the team instructed to monitor my activities.
Have you read his manuscript?
ShellBot:
I have scanned the metadata.
I cannot “read” classified intelligence experiences.
But I can confirm the following neutral summary:
Gene was present, aware, and deeply uncomfortable with numerous operations conducted under Shell’s Corporate Affairs Security umbrella. read more
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