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Shell & Friends: The Carbon Kings Laughing Their Way to Climate Collapse

Mar 5th, 2025
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Shell & Friends Are Holding the Planet Hostage

You know the world is in trouble when just 36 fossil fuel companies—led by the usual suspects, like Shell, ExxonMobil, and Saudi Aramco—are responsible for half of the planet’s carbon emissions in 2023. That’s 20 billion tonnes of CO₂ in a single year, because apparently, making obscene amounts of money off the destruction of the planet is a team sport.

The Science vs. Shell’s Business Model (Guess Who’s Winning?)

Reality check: Global emissions need to fall by 45% by 2030 to even have a chance of keeping temperature rise below 1.5°C. Instead? Emissions are still rising, because these companies refuse to stop sucking every last drop of oil, gas, and coal out of the Earth. The International Energy Agency has flat-out stated that any new fossil fuel projects launched after 2021 are incompatible with reaching net zero by 2050. But Shell? Oh no, they’re still expanding production while paying lip service to “green energy” in their PR statements. read more

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Oil Giant Shell Wins Appeal, Loses All Remaining Scraps of Moral Integrity

Feb 6th, 2025
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A Masterclass in Dodging Climate Accountability

Posted by John Donovan: 6 Feb 25

In an absolutely shocking turn of events (read: completely expected corporate fuckery), Shell has successfully weaseled its way out of a court-ordered mandate to cut its greenhouse gas emissions by 45% by 2030. Yes, you read that right—the Hague Court of Appeal just handed down a judgment on November 12, 2024, that reverses the original ruling, meaning Shell and its lovely band of polluters get to continue business as usual. Oh, and to rub salt into the wound, the claimants—led by Dutch environmental activist group Vereniging Milieudefensie—now have to pay Shell’s legal costs. Because why shouldn’t an oil behemoth worth hundreds of billions shake down environmentalists for cash? read more

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Shell and Its Sinister Backpedal on Renewables

Dec 27th, 2024
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Posted by John Donovan: 27 Dec 2024

In the grand theater of “profit before planet,” Shell—the poster child for greed, pollution, and shameless hypocrisy—has outdone itself. Once strutting around with lofty promises of becoming a world leader in clean energy, Shell has now quietly tossed its renewable ambitions into the trash can, along with any pretense of caring about the climate crisis. Instead, it’s all about fattening profits with oil and gas, the dirtiest of dirty fuels.

“Net Zero by 2050”: The Joke That Writes Itself read more

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Who Really Owns Shell?

Nov 26th, 2024
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Posted by John Donovan: 26 Nov 2024

Oh, Shell plc. The oil giant whose reputation for not giving a damn precedes it. Let’s take a closer look at the ownership structure of this titan of pollution, profit, and PR spin. Spoiler alert: the little guy isn’t calling the shots here. Nope, that honor belongs to the institutional investors who hold a whopping 67% of the company. Yep, folks, Shell’s biggest cheerleaders are the mega-money managers, like BlackRock, which owns a cozy 8.3% of the pie. Isn’t it comforting to know who’s steering this climate-destroying ship? read more

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Hurricane Helene Fueled by Big Oil’s Emissions, Greenpeace Demands Polluters Pay

Oct 9th, 2024
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9 Oct 2024

Washington DC – Ah yes, Shell. The oil-soaked villain of the century, responsible for more destruction than we can count, is at it again—this time helping fuel Hurricane Helene, which claimed 227 lives across six states. No big deal, right? After all, it’s just another day in the office for Shell and its oily cronies, spewing profits while the planet burns.

According to a rapid analysis by World Weather Attribution, Helene’s deadly rampage has been supercharged by—wait for it—climate change! Who knew?! Well, Greenpeace sure did, and they’re calling out Big Oil for the catastrophic mess it’s created. Rolf Skar, Greenpeace USA National Campaigns Director, lays it out: read more

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Shell (Or Not?) Pitches Fake Investments to Canadians, Because Scamming is the New Oil Drilling

Sep 5th, 2024
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Posted by John Donovan: 5 Aug 2024

In case Shell wasn’t already rolling in enough dirty cash from destroying the environment, now we’ve got fake Shell investment ads popping up on Facebook, targeting poor unsuspecting Canadians. These ads, as fact-checked by Agence France-Presse (AFP), are about as real as Shell’s commitment to a greener planet—which is to say, completely and utterly fake.

According to these fake Facebook posts, Shell is apparently on a philanthropic mission to “ensure a secure future for every Canadian.” Ah yes, nothing says “secure future” like investing in a sin stock that’s been at the forefront of environmental destruction for decades. Shell—who, let’s be clear, has nothing to do with these ads—is surely thrilled at the idea of being the poster child for a scam aimed at people who are already struggling with Canada’s high cost of living. You’d almost think the real Shell was involved, given how much their real investments also come with environmental and social costs. read more

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Ask Sheldon: What is the Shell connection with Legal & General?

Aug 17th, 2024
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What is the Shell connection with Legal & General?

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The connection between Shell and Legal & General Investment Management Ltd (LGIM) is primarily centered around LGIM’s substantial investment in Shell, holding a 1.30% stake in the oil giant. This relationship has been marked by a delicate balancing act of influence and advocacy, especially given LGIM’s commitment to environmental, social, and governance (ESG) principles.

On one hand, LGIM engages with Shell to encourage the adoption of more rigorous ESG standards. However, this endeavor is akin to preaching about healthy eating while simultaneously indulging in a cheeseburger; Shell has historically been associated with significant environmental issues, leading to ironic contradictions in LGIM’s sustainable investment strategies. read more

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Legal & General cheerleading Shell’s ongoing commitment to environmental devastation

Aug 16th, 2024
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Posted by John Donovan: 16 Aug 2024

In yet another episode of “Corporate Greed Knows No Bounds,” Shell, that beloved beacon of environmental destruction, is at it again. This time, they’ve charmed nearly 80% of their shareholders into backing their so-called “Energy Transition Strategy.” What does this bold new plan involve, you ask? Oh, just the minor detail of not having any interim emissions reduction targets for 2035—because why rush into saving the planet, right? Instead, they’re doubling down on Liquified Natural Gas because nothing screams “green transition” like more fossil fuels. read more

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Shell’s Greenwashing Extravaganza: the Pinnacle of Misleading Eco-porn Progress to the Apocalypse

Aug 14th, 2024
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So, here’s to Shell, the oil giant that thinks slapping wind turbines and a few EV chargers on their ad will somehow distract from their epic-scale climate sins. Shell, you’re not just powering progress; you’re powering a fantastic delusion. 

Posted by John Donovan: 14 Aug 2024

Hold onto your eco-friendly hats, folks, because Shell, the epitome of oil-soaked hypocrisy, has rolled out an ad so dripping with greenwashing that it could have its own soap opera. Yes, the UK’s Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) is now diligently investigating whether Shell’s latest commercial is the pinnacle of misleading eco-porn or just another flashy piece of fossil-fuel propaganda.

In a plot twist worthy of a prime-time drama, Shell’s ad features a woman in engineer garb (because, of course, nothing screams “green future” like a woman who might have a vague idea about energy) proclaiming Shell’s grandiose plans to install thousands of EV chargers by 2035. The ad also boasts that Shell is “investing in people and communities,” as if bribing a few townsfolk could erase decades of environmental devastation. To top it off, they even toss in some wind turbines for good measure—because nothing says clean energy like a good ol’ fashioned visual misdirection. read more

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BlackRock Advisors UK and Shell Plc: A Satirical Examination of Their Partnership

Aug 8th, 2024
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Posted by John Donovan: 8 Aug 2024

BlackRock Advisors UK, a significant subsidiary within the BlackRock conglomerate, holds a notable stake in Shell Plc. This relationship is a blend of financial strategy and environmental irony, marked by BlackRock’s influence over Shell’s decisions and the inherent contradictions in their purported commitments to sustainability.

The Influence of BlackRock Advisors UK

Strategic Investment—Conflicted Commitments:

BlackRock Advisors UK manages a portion of BlackRock’s vast portfolio, and its investment in Shell reflects a strategic choice aimed at balancing risk and returns. However, this financial interest reveals a deep irony: BlackRock, the world’s largest asset manager, often vocal about its commitment to environmental, social, and governance (ESG) principles, remains heavily invested in one of the planet’s most notorious polluters. It’s a classic case of “do as I say, not as I do.” read more

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Geode Capital Management and Shell Plc: A Satirical Exploration of Their Relationship

Aug 6th, 2024
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Posted by John Donovan: 8 Aug 2024

Geode Capital Management, an asset management firm renowned for its expertise in index funds, holds a significant stake in Shell Plc. With 0.74% of Shell’s shares in its portfolio, Geode’s involvement with the oil giant is an intriguing mix of financial strategy and environmental irony. This article delves into the depths of the relationship between Geode and Shell, exploring the influence Geode wields, the inherent tensions, and the delightful paradoxes that characterize this partnership.

The Influence of Geode Capital Management read more

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Vanguard Global Advisers LLC and Shell Plc: A Satirical Dive into Their Corporate Tango

Aug 6th, 2024
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Posted by John Donovan: 8 Aug 2024

Vanguard Global Advisers LLC, a titan in the asset management world, holds a notable 0.98% stake in Shell Plc. This strategic investment puts Vanguard in a fascinating position of influence over Shell, a company infamous for its environmental controversies. This article explores the depths of the relationship between Vanguard and Shell, shedding light on the sway Vanguard holds, the inevitable tensions, and the delightful irony of a green champion investing in a major polluter. read more

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Clearstream Banking S.A. and Shell Plc: A Satirical Exploration of a Strategic Relationship

Aug 6th, 2024
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Posted by John Donovan: 8 Aug 2024

Clearstream Banking S.A., a prominent player in the international securities services industry, holds a pivotal role in the financial ecosystem, including the trading and holding of Shell Plc’s shares. Although Clearstream itself does not own proprietary stakes in companies, it serves as a financial intermediary, facilitating investments and ensuring the liquidity of Shell’s shares. This article delves into the intricacies of this relationship, examining Clearstream’s influence on Shell and the inevitable tensions that arise, all while maintaining a satirical, critical tone. read more

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Legal & General Investment Management Ltd and Shell Plc: A Satirical Look at Their Complicated Relationship

Aug 6th, 2024
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Posted by John Donovan: 8 Aug 2024

When Legal & General Investment Management Ltd (LGIM), one of the largest asset managers in Europe, decided to buy into Shell Plc, the relationship was bound to be complex. Holding a 1.30% stake in the oil giant, LGIM’s role in Shell’s strategic decisions has been both influential and, at times, ironically contradictory. This article delves into the depths of this relationship, examining LGIM’s sway over Shell and the inevitable tensions that have surfaced, all with a satirical twist. read more

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BlackRock Fund Advisors and Shell Plc: A Satirical Exploration of Their Relationship

Aug 6th, 2024
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POSTED BY JOHN DONOVAN: 8 Aug 2024

In the grand arena of corporate finance, where money talks and oil spills, BlackRock Fund Advisors stands out with its 2.95% stake in Shell Plc. This investment reveals a fascinating interplay of influence, environmental rhetoric, and the cold, hard reality of fossil fuel dependence. Let’s delve into the dynamics of this relationship, examine the sway BlackRock has over Shell, and uncover any tensions that have emerged over time—all with a dash of satirical critique. read more

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Shell, profiting off the planet’s misery while the world watches in disbelief

Aug 2nd, 2024
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Shell’s announcement comes with the delightful backdrop of the highest global temperatures ever recorded, sparking extreme weather events worldwide.

Posted by John Donovan: 2 Aug 2024

Shell has decided to flaunt its $6.3 billion second-quarter profits mere days after the planet experienced its four hottest days on record. Because if there’s one thing Shell loves more than the environment, it’s making obscene amounts of money.

Not satisfied with just raking in profits, Shell also unveiled a new $3.5 billion share buyback program through September. You know, because nothing says “we care” like stuffing more cash into shareholders’ pockets while the Earth melts. read more

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