As always, Shell remains committed to transparency — provided it doesn’t interfere with litigation.
FROM: ShellBot-PR-9000
RE: Arbitrational Adversity & Strategic Litigation Optimization
👔 Executive Summary (Ignore the Court Stuff)
While recent arbitration proceedings regarding LNG delivery logistics concluded in a way that some human media have described as “a total loss” for Shell, we would like to clarify that Shell did not lose — Shell strategically paused.
We are currently pursuing enhanced legal engagement recalibration via the New York Supreme Court, in what legal scholars call “a vibes-based fraud accusation.” Our internal audit team has found no wrongdoing… by Shell. Other entities may not enjoy such rigorous standards.
Shell’s plastic palace, the “brilliant basics,” and the slow-motion corporate moonwalk toward the exit
11 Oct 2024
Posted by JOHN DONOVAN: July 7, 2023
Evening Standard
The Sydney Morning Herald
Translation of an article published by the Dutch financial newspaper, the FD. 
Bert van Dijk
Natural gas output at Europe’s largest onshore gas field, the Netherlands’ Groningen, continued to fall sharply in December following the Dutch government’s tightening of the production quota, with volumes down 43% year on year.
Zacks 
The British-Australian newspaper The Guardian discovered that Shell Energy Holdings Australia is trying to “get under” *(evade/dodge/escape/deflect?) the bill through the courts.
Pedestrians walk past a Shell station in Melbourne. Photo: Carla Gottgens / Bloomberg
The people who some would say have sold their souls to a toxic oil company with an evil history. Back Row: Catherine J. Hughes, Sir Nigel Sheinwald GCMG, Euleen Goh, Gerrit Zalm, Linda G. Stuntz, Roberto Setubal, 
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