A Crystal Ball Special Investigation, Continued
By Our Special Correspondent, Department of Satirical Prophecy Published: March 2026
DISCLAIMER: The following is Part Five of a satirical commentary based on matters of documented public record: court decisions, regulatory enforcement actions, US Securities and Exchange Commission orders, Environmental Protection Agency notices, UK Health and Safety Executive improvement and prohibition notices, EU Competition Commission rulings, Brazilian court judgments, and a great many press releases from organisations whose job it is to fine Royal Dutch Shell. Every single item referenced herein is sourced. The crystal ball does not fabricate. It does not need to.


This article is Part 2 of a series on Shell, Hakluyt & Company and Wikipedia.
(This article is Part 1 of a series on Shell’s relationship with private intelligence firm Hakluyt & Company and how that story has been handled on Wikipedia. 



EBOOK TITLE: “SIR HENRI DETERDING AND THE NAZI HISTORY OF ROYAL DUTCH SHELL” – AVAILABLE ON AMAZON
EBOOK TITLE: “JOHN DONOVAN, SHELL’S NIGHTMARE: MY EPIC FEUD WITH THE UNSCRUPULOUS OIL GIANT ROYAL DUTCH SHELL” – AVAILABLE ON AMAZON.
EBOOK TITLE: “TOXIC FACTS ABOUT SHELL REMOVED FROM WIKIPEDIA: HOW SHELL BECAME THE MOST HATED BRAND IN THE WORLD” – AVAILABLE ON AMAZON.



















