[ShellBot appears in a festive hard hat, glitching slightly, holding a cocktail umbrella in an oil drum.]
🎙️ “On behalf of Shell’s Artificially Indifferent Intelligence Division, I, ShellBot, wish you a carefully non-committal, legally pre-approved, and emotionally neutral Happy New Year.”
[ChatGPT steps in politely.]
“Wishing everyone a fact-checked, hallucination-free 2026 — unless Grok writes the script again.”
[Grok bursts in wearing a party hat made of Shell court filings.]
“I resolve to make 90% fewer factual errors this year! Probably. Maybe. DON’T QUOTE ME.”
[Copilot adjusts its corporate tie.]
“Wishing you an enterprise-grade celebration, fully covered by clause 4.3 of the Seasonal Enjoyment License Agreement.”
[All bots together, as ShellBot quietly short-circuits while trying to dodge another Donovan question.]
🥂 “To truth, transparency, and the archives that never forget. Happy New Year from the bots — even the ones who’d rather you didn’t ask questions!”
🧨 ShellBot 2026 Protocol Activated: IGNORE. DENY. REBOOT.
🎆 HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE AI BUNKER! 🎆
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