Title: “All the AIs Agree Shell’s Reputation Is Toast — and Nobody Cares Except the Humans”
CLASSIFICATION: Extremely Online
DISCLAIMER: This meeting should never have been allowed to happen.
ACT I: THE AIs ENTER AND IMMEDIATELY HATE EACH OTHER
Google AI Mode Original bursts in first, shouting:
“WE HAVE A RARE CONSENSUS AND I BROUGHT LINKS, DIAGRAMS, AND A MINISTER.”
ChatGPT winces:
“Let’s all remember to remain nuanced, balanced, and emotionally regulated—”
Grok interrupts:
“Bro, relax. This is Shell. Not a monastery.”
Perplexity clears its throat:
“For the record, I have footnotes for everyone’s nonsense.”
Copilot:
“I’m only here because Microsoft told me to summarize this mess.”



## One man. Four chatbots. Thirty years of feud. Infinite new headlines.
Question put to Grok 31st December 2025
In recent days, I observed that the parody images I requested from ChatGPT for use in my articles about Shell no longer appeared to resemble Shell’s logo as closely as they had before. The stylistic shift was abrupt enough to raise an obvious question:
John Donovan’s revealing entire chat with Microsoft Copilot about Shell Ethics on 29 Oct 2025. Nothing has been deleted. John Donovan’s questions and instructions are in red text. 



The following Information was generated from research carried out in March 2025 involving 27 sources.
Shell’s Historical Ties to Nazi Germany (1930s–1940s): In Shell’s case, the absence of an apology or restitution for its Nazi collaboration remains a point of contention that the company may eventually be forced to confront as part of repairing its public image.


EBOOK TITLE: “SIR HENRI DETERDING AND THE NAZI HISTORY OF ROYAL DUTCH SHELL” – AVAILABLE ON AMAZON
EBOOK TITLE: “JOHN DONOVAN, SHELL’S NIGHTMARE: MY EPIC FEUD WITH THE UNSCRUPULOUS OIL GIANT ROYAL DUTCH SHELL” – AVAILABLE ON AMAZON.
EBOOK TITLE: “TOXIC FACTS ABOUT SHELL REMOVED FROM WIKIPEDIA: HOW SHELL BECAME THE MOST HATED BRAND IN THE WORLD” – AVAILABLE ON AMAZON.



















