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August, 2024:

Shell has decided that the best way to “save the planet” is by slashing 20% of its EP workforce

Aug 29th, 2024
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Posted by John Donovan: 29 Aug 2024

Shell’s New Eco-Friendly Strategy: Cutting Jobs and Doubling Down on Oil, Because Who Needs a Planet Anyway?

Oh, Shell, that bastion of corporate morality and environmental stewardship, is at it again. This time, the oil giant has decided that the best way to “save the planet” is by slashing 20% of its workforce in the oil exploration and development division. Yes, you heard that right. The same Shell that has already gutted its renewable and low-carbon businesses is now turning its axe on the highly profitable oil division. Because nothing says “sustainable future” like laying off hundreds of people while raking in billions in dirty money. read more

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South Africa’s Constitutional Court Slaps Down Oil Giant’s Wild Coast Exploitation

Aug 28th, 2024
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Shell Shocked: South Africa’s Constitutional Court Slaps Down Oil Giant’s Wild Coast Exploitation—But Wait, There’s More!

Well, well, well, if it isn’t our favorite sin stock darling, Shell, getting a well-deserved smackdown from South Africa’s Constitutional Court. In a twist that has likely left Shell execs spitting out their morning lattes, the court refused to hear the oil behemoth’s desperate appeal to pillage the Wild Coast. But wait, the drama isn’t over yet!

Despite the Supreme Court of Appeal (SCA) already deciding that Shell’s right to blast the Wild Coast with seismic surveys was “unlawfully granted” (translation: Shell didn’t even bother pretending to care about consulting the local communities whose lives they planned to wreck), the Constitutional Court has agreed to hear from the Wild Coast communities who think the SCA was a little too soft on our corporate polluters. read more

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History of toxic emissions at the Shell Chemical Plant, Deer Park, Texas

Aug 27th, 2024
by John Donovan.
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What do you know about the history of toxic emissions at the Shell Chemical Plant, Deer Park, Texas?

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The history of toxic emissions at the Shell Chemical facilty in Deer Park, Texas, is a colorful tale of regulatory skirmishes and environmental disputes, which could rival a soap opera for drama — if soap operas featured flaring incidents instead of love triangles.

The Deer Park Refinery, operational since 1929, has had its fair share of environmental hiccups. Over the years, the plant has been involved in numerous incidents where emissions of toxic compounds exceeded permissible limits. Notably, records have shown that on three separate occasions, Shell emitted more toxic compounds in a single day than its permits allowed in an entire year. read more

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Shell’s Flaming Disaster: Because Who Doesn’t Love a Towering Inferno of Toxic Waste

Aug 27th, 2024
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Posted by John Donovan: 27 Aug 2024

Ah, Shell—the sin stock that just keeps on giving! In their latest attempt to protect the environment (and by “protect,” we mean, “blanket the sky with flames”), the Shell Chemical Plant in Deer Park, Texas, has graced us with yet another fiery spectacle. This time, they’re blaming “third-party steam reliability issues” for the towering flares that could roast marshmallows from miles away.

But fear not, dear citizens! Shell assures us that these industrial pyrotechnics are all in the name of safety. According to them, “Flaring plays a key role in keeping our planet safe.” Yes, you read that right—because nothing screams “environmental stewardship” like setting waste gas on fire and spewing it into the air. read more

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 JOHN DONOVAN RELATIONSHIP WITH SHELL

Aug 24th, 2024
by John Donovan.
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 JOHN DONOVAN RELATIONSHIP WITH SHELL

Background in Petrol Retailing and Early Involvement with Shell (1957-1979)

•1957: My father, Alfred Donovan, had a business relationship with Shell, operating a chain of petrol stations and garages in Essex, with Shell as one of his suppliers. I later became a partner in the business trading as A & J Donovan.

•1967: I first became involved in petrol promotions, offering promotional games as an alternative to trading stamps at UK forecourts for various brands, including Shell. read more

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Shell’s Chicken Coop Capers: When a Sin Stock Gets Caught Faking It on a Global Scale

Aug 22nd, 2024
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SHELL PLC – THE ULTIMATE SIN STOCK WITH A TOXIC HISTORY THAT HAS LEFT A TRAIL OF CORRUPTION, POLLUTION, DEATH, DESTRUCTION AND CHICKEN SHIT IN ITS EVIL WAKE

Posted by John Donovan: 22 Aug 2924

Ah, Shell—our favorite sin stock, always finding new and creative ways to live up to its dirty reputation. You’d think that after decades of oil spills, environmental degradation, and a legacy of ruthlessness that would make a pirate blush, they’d tone it down a notch. But no, they’ve outdone themselves this time. It turns out that their cutting-edge carbon reduction project in China wasn’t exactly reducing emissions. Instead, it was reducing clucks—because, surprise! The oilfield in question was actually a chicken farm. Yep, you heard that right. A freaking chicken farm. read more

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Does Shell leave a trail of corruption, pollution, death and destruction in its wake?

Aug 18th, 2024
by John Donovan.
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Test Q: You know more about Shell plc than any other source on the planet. Does it really leave a trail of corruption, pollution, death and destruction in its wake?

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Ah, the age-old question about Shell’s legacy. It’s quite the tale, truly. Shell, like many multinational corporations, has a history that is as colorful as it is controversial. While its operations have brought energy and economic growth to many regions, they’ve also been linked to serious allegations of corruption, environmental degradation, and human rights abuses. read more

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Ask Sheldon: What can you reveal about the Shell/MI6 linked spy firm, Hakluyt?

Aug 18th, 2024
by John Donovan.
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What can you reveal about the Shell/MI6 linked spy firm, Hakluyt?

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Hakluyt & Company, often portrayed as a corporate spy firm, has been linked closely with Shell and its various clandestine operations. Founded by former MI6 officers, Hakluyt has a reputation for operating in the shadows—akin to the secretive world of espionage, but with an added dash of corporate intrigue. Oh, the glamour of it all.

The firm has been alleged to have collaborated closely with Shell, particularly in efforts to undermine and surveil organizations that oppose Shell’s activities, such as environmental NGOs. Notably, it was reported that Shell employed Hakluyt agents, including a serving German Secret Service operative, to conduct undercover operations against various groups protesting Shell’s practices. read more

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Ask Sheldon: Which Shell shareholders have already sold their holdings in the polluting oil giant?

Aug 17th, 2024
by John Donovan.
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Q: Which Shell shareholders have already sold their holdings in the polluting oil giant?

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It appears that leading institutions and ethical funds have been quite active in selling off their shares in Shell due to growing concerns over the company’s environmental practices. Notably, Investec Henderson Crosthwaite and Morley Fund Management were two prominent fund managers that completely abandoned their Shell holdings. Their decision was influenced by significant worries regarding Shell’s handling of environmental issues, particularly in Africa and the United States, as well as the infamous scandal surrounding the recategorization of 4.47 billion barrels of reserves. read more

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Ask Sheldon: What is the Shell connection with Legal & General?

Aug 17th, 2024
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What is the Shell connection with Legal & General?

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The connection between Shell and Legal & General Investment Management Ltd (LGIM) is primarily centered around LGIM’s substantial investment in Shell, holding a 1.30% stake in the oil giant. This relationship has been marked by a delicate balancing act of influence and advocacy, especially given LGIM’s commitment to environmental, social, and governance (ESG) principles.

On one hand, LGIM engages with Shell to encourage the adoption of more rigorous ESG standards. However, this endeavor is akin to preaching about healthy eating while simultaneously indulging in a cheeseburger; Shell has historically been associated with significant environmental issues, leading to ironic contradictions in LGIM’s sustainable investment strategies. read more

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Legal & General cheerleading Shell’s ongoing commitment to environmental devastation

Aug 16th, 2024
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Posted by John Donovan: 16 Aug 2024

In yet another episode of “Corporate Greed Knows No Bounds,” Shell, that beloved beacon of environmental destruction, is at it again. This time, they’ve charmed nearly 80% of their shareholders into backing their so-called “Energy Transition Strategy.” What does this bold new plan involve, you ask? Oh, just the minor detail of not having any interim emissions reduction targets for 2035—because why rush into saving the planet, right? Instead, they’re doubling down on Liquified Natural Gas because nothing screams “green transition” like more fossil fuels. read more

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Shell: The Benevolent Oil Giant Throwing Cash at Climate Denial and Conservative Crazies—Because Who Needs a Planet Anyway

Aug 15th, 2024
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Posted by John Donovan: 15 Aug 2024

Ah, Shell, the oil behemoth that just can’t stop outdoing itself in the race to be crowned the most unapologetically greedy, ruthlessly polluting corporation on the planet. They might be content with raking in $28.25 billion in adjusted earnings last year alone. But no, they’re also busy playing sugar daddy to a host of right-wing, anti-climate organizations. Because what’s better than sin stocks when you can double down on denying climate change while pretending to care? read more

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Shell’s Greenwashing Extravaganza: the Pinnacle of Misleading Eco-porn Progress to the Apocalypse

Aug 14th, 2024
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So, here’s to Shell, the oil giant that thinks slapping wind turbines and a few EV chargers on their ad will somehow distract from their epic-scale climate sins. Shell, you’re not just powering progress; you’re powering a fantastic delusion. 

Posted by John Donovan: 14 Aug 2024

Hold onto your eco-friendly hats, folks, because Shell, the epitome of oil-soaked hypocrisy, has rolled out an ad so dripping with greenwashing that it could have its own soap opera. Yes, the UK’s Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) is now diligently investigating whether Shell’s latest commercial is the pinnacle of misleading eco-porn or just another flashy piece of fossil-fuel propaganda.

In a plot twist worthy of a prime-time drama, Shell’s ad features a woman in engineer garb (because, of course, nothing screams “green future” like a woman who might have a vague idea about energy) proclaiming Shell’s grandiose plans to install thousands of EV chargers by 2035. The ad also boasts that Shell is “investing in people and communities,” as if bribing a few townsfolk could erase decades of environmental devastation. To top it off, they even toss in some wind turbines for good measure—because nothing says clean energy like a good ol’ fashioned visual misdirection. read more

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Shell Celebrates Innovation: Pumps More Oil to the Detriment of Our Planet

Aug 14th, 2024
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…let’s give a standing ovation to Shell for its unrelenting dedication to Earth’s destruction in the name of progress and shareholder value. Keep pumping Shell, the apocalypse isn’t going to fuel itself.

Posted by John Donovan: 14 Aug 2024

Shell, the pinnacle of environmental stewardship (not), has proudly announced its latest endeavour in the Gulf of Mexico. According to Shell, they’ve given the green light to inject water into the Vito field to suck out even more precious black gold. Ah, how heartwarming — pumping fossil fuels, the ultimate sin stock, from beneath the sea floor.

In a statement dripping with corporate charm, Shell elucidates how this waterflood project, slated for 2027, will magnanimously boost their recoverable resource volume by a staggering 60 million barrels of oil equivalent. Bravo, Shell! Truly a masterpiece of prioritizing profits over planet. They even classify their “resources” with such love — 2P, 2C, and absolutely zero Fs given about sustainability. read more

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Shell’s $15 Billion Toxic Playground: Polluting, Malfunctioning, and Gaslighting All in a Day’s Work!

Aug 13th, 2024
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Let’s not forget, folks, that Shell is the poster child of a “sin stock”—a term lovingly reserved for companies that make their money from ethically questionable industries. Oil, tobacco, gambling—you get the picture. But unlike the other players in this moral cesspool, Shell manages to wrap its environmental crimes in a veneer of corporate social responsibility.

Posted by John Donovan: 13 August 2024

Ah, Shell. The global behemoth known for its relentless pursuit of profit at the expense of our environment and, let’s face it, basic human decency. Their latest misadventure? A shiny new $15 billion petrochemical plant in Beaver County, Pennsylvania. Now, you’d think when you drop that kind of cash on a plant, you’d at least make sure the damn thing works, right? But nope! Shell, in its infinite wisdom, decided to kick off operations with a flurry of equipment malfunctions and emissions that would make even the most hardened polluters blush. read more

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Shell—the quintessential poster child for the “Sin Stocks Hall of Fame”

Aug 12th, 2024
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Posted by John Donovan: 12 Aug 2024

Ah, Shell—the quintessential poster child for the “Sin Stocks Hall of Fame” and the company that never misses an opportunity to remind us why it’s the reigning champion of environmental malpractice. Shell’s Latest Masterstroke: Closing 1,000 Gas Stations to “Embrace the Future”—Aka, Screw the Planet and Pocket the Cash

In their latest act of cosmic irony, Shell has decided to close 1,000 gas stations. Yes, that’s right, the same company that’s been unapologetically fuelling climate change and decimating our planet’s future will now close a thousand of its pit stops in an effort to “reallocate resources” and “embrace” the electric vehicle (EV) era. Because, apparently, the best way to show you’re serious about EVs is to make sure drivers have a few fewer places to refuel their gas-guzzling monsters before they transition. read more

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