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SHELL PR SPLASH
“WE DENY EVERYTHING” EDITION
**SHELL:
“WE DENY EVERYTHING
AND OBJECT TO THE QUESTION”**
Oil Giant Issues Emergency Statement as AI, Archives & Afterlife Close In
SHELL HQ, LONDON —
Shell Plc last night issued what insiders describe as a “full-spectrum denial”, rejecting allegations, implications, interpretations, inferences, footnotes, ghosts, bots, documents, archives, and “any narrative whatsoever.”
🛢️ OFFICIAL STATEMENT (AUTO-GENERATED)
“Shell categorically denies all allegations, past, present, speculative, algorithmic, metaphysical, and posthumous.
We further deny the relevance of historical documents, AI-generated summaries, satirical representations, archival materials, ghostly interventions, or any conversations involving deceased individuals. read more
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