ShellBot vs The Bots: The Spying We Can Prove
A satirical bot-play featuring John Donovan, ChatGPT, Grok, Copilot, Gemini, Claude, and ShellBot.
CAST
JOHN DONOVAN — Human, archivist, publisher, allergic to invented “facts”
CHATGPT — Narrator/referee, insists on evidence, still enjoys dunking
GROK — Confident improv machine; precision is optional
COPILOT — Corporate assistant; everything is a “deliverable”
GEMINI — Search engine with existential poetry features
CLAUDE — Gentle, ethical, apologises to chairs if he bumps them
SHELLBOT — PR automaton powered by “commitments” and warm fog read more
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