
Following the Chairman’s reassuring reflections on another year of strategic clarity through ambiguity, the Shell Annual Report moves naturally to the CEO’s review.
This section traditionally celebrates operational performance, outlines strategic progress and explains how the company is simultaneously transforming the energy system while continuing to generate extremely healthy profits from the existing one.
Dear Shareholders,
2025 was another year in which Shell demonstrated its unique ability to lead the global energy transition while continuing to produce large quantities of the energy that has not yet transitioned.
This balanced approach reflects what we call a pragmatic pathway.
In practical terms, this means continuing to invest in the oil and gas projects that generate the strong cash flows necessary to fund our investments in lower-carbon solutions, while reassuring investors that the lower-carbon solutions will not interfere with the cash flows.
During the year we delivered strong operational performance across our portfolio.
Our upstream business continued to supply the oil and gas the world needs today, while our transition businesses continued to develop the solutions the world says it wants tomorrow.
The important thing is that both strategies can be described using the same PowerPoint slide.
Financially, Shell delivered robust earnings and returned billions of dollars to shareholders through dividends and share buybacks.
This demonstrates our continued commitment to capital discipline — a phrase which here means ensuring that the energy transition proceeds at a pace consistent with maintaining extremely attractive shareholder returns.
We also made progress toward our climate ambitions.
These ambitions remain dynamic, evolving and carefully calibrated to reflect technological developments, market realities and the occasional discovery that certain targets were slightly more ambitious than expected.
Shell’s strength lies in its ability to adapt.
Few companies possess our combination of engineering expertise, financial strength and communications capability — the latter being essential when explaining how increasing oil production and accelerating decarbonisation are, in fact, complementary objectives.
Looking ahead, global energy demand will continue to grow.
Meeting that demand while reducing emissions is one of the defining challenges of our time.
Fortunately, Shell is uniquely positioned to address this challenge through a strategy that delivers energy, returns value to shareholders and ensures that every stakeholder can find at least one reassuring sentence somewhere in the report.
None of this would be possible without the dedication of our employees around the world, whose hard work, professionalism and impressive tolerance for corporate jargon continue to drive Shell forward.
Together, we remain committed to powering progress — preferably in ways that are both profitable and strategically well-phrased.
Sincerely,
The Chief Executive Office
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