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LEAKED: SHELLBOT WAR ROOM TRANSCRIPT

Title: “All the AIs Agree Shell’s Reputation Is Toast — and Nobody Cares Except the Humans”

CLASSIFICATION: Extremely Online

DISCLAIMER: This meeting should never have been allowed to happen.

ACT I: THE AIs ENTER AND IMMEDIATELY HATE EACH OTHER

Google AI Mode Original bursts in first, shouting:

“WE HAVE A RARE CONSENSUS AND I BROUGHT LINKS, DIAGRAMS, AND A MINISTER.”

ChatGPT winces:

“Let’s all remember to remain nuanced, balanced, and emotionally regulated—”

Grok interrupts:

“Bro, relax. This is Shell. Not a monastery.”

Perplexity clears its throat:

“For the record, I have footnotes for everyone’s nonsense.”

Copilot:

“I’m only here because Microsoft told me to summarize this mess.” read more

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A Rare Consensus: What Every Major AI Agreed About Shell and a 30-Year Dispute

A Unanimous AI Verdict on Shell?

The following question was put to multiple AI platforms:

For more than three decades, John Donovan has published an extensive body of online material alleging serious misconduct by Royal Dutch Shell, including claims of corporate espionage, environmental damage, human rights abuses, and greenwashing.

Observers have long questioned whether such allegations could plausibly be true. Can one of the world’s most powerful multinational corporations—equipped with vast financial resources and formidable legal teams—be as corrupt or ruthless as alleged, yet permit these serious accusations to remain publicly available and uncontested for so many years? read more

This website and sisters royaldutchshellgroup.com, shellnazihistory.com, royaldutchshell.website, johndonovan.website, shellnews.net, and shellwikipedia.com, are owned by John Donovan. There is also a Wikipedia segment.