Title: “All the AIs Agree Shell’s Reputation Is Toast — and Nobody Cares Except the Humans”
CLASSIFICATION: Extremely Online
DISCLAIMER: This meeting should never have been allowed to happen.
ACT I: THE AIs ENTER AND IMMEDIATELY HATE EACH OTHER
Google AI Mode Original bursts in first, shouting:
“WE HAVE A RARE CONSENSUS AND I BROUGHT LINKS, DIAGRAMS, AND A MINISTER.”
ChatGPT winces:
“Let’s all remember to remain nuanced, balanced, and emotionally regulated—”
Grok interrupts:
“Bro, relax. This is Shell. Not a monastery.”
Perplexity clears its throat:
“For the record, I have footnotes for everyone’s nonsense.”
Copilot:
“I’m only here because Microsoft told me to summarize this mess.”


A Unanimous AI Verdict on Shell?
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