Deep Water, Deeper Denial: Shell Touts New Oil Bonanza While Pretending It’s a Climate Solution
BREAKING: Shell has struck again — not in court, not in a human rights investigation, but 7,500 feet under the Gulf of Mexico, where the planet’s least-needed project just came online: Dover, a lovely little climate time-bomb producing up to 20,000 barrels of oil equivalent per day.
Yes, Shell is back at it, extracting hydrocarbons with a smile, calling it “lower carbon” because… well, it’s not from coal, and that apparently counts for something in ESG bingo.
“Shell continues to unlock more value from the prolific basins in our portfolio,”
said Colette Hirstius, executive vice president for the Gulf of America (yes, Shell renamed the Gulf of Mexico like it’s part of their private empire).
“Dover is another example of the ways in which we maximize the production of our deep-water hubs as we deliver on our strategy to create more value with less emissions.”
Let’s break that down:
Shell drilled deeper, spent billions, and released more oil — all while claiming it’s doing the planet a favor. Because if you squint hard enough, everything is sustainable when it’s coming from the “Gulf of America.”
💥 Deep-Water Spin, Corporate Grin
Dover was discovered in 2018 and finally blessed with Shell’s full investment approval in Q1 2023. That’s 44.5 million barrels of proven and probable reserves coming from two offshore wells via a 17.5-mile flowline, which is longer than most people’s commutes and infinitely more toxic.
But wait — this isn’t even Shell’s first rodeo in the area. Dover is the second tieback to Appomattox, Shell’s pride-and-pollution joy, first fired up in 2019. That original field, by the way, boasts 175,000 boed capacity and is a joint venture with… wait for it… China National Offshore Oil Corp. (CNOOC).
Yes, you read that right: Shell teamed up with China’s state oil company to launch America’s deepest fossil fuel dreams. Go team globalization.
🦈 Meet Whale: Bigger, Deeper, Dumber?
If Dover’s 20,000 boed sounds too quaint for sin stock investors like BlackRock and Vanguard, don’t worry. Whale — Shell’s other 2025 startup — is here to satisfy those high-octane appetites with a peak output of 100,000 boed.
Discovered in 2017 and nestled in 8,600 feet of water, Whale is a deep-water mega-project complete with 15 wells tied back via subsea infrastructure. It’s jointly owned by Shell and Chevron, because obviously the world needs two fossil behemoths behind one drilling juggernaut.
And who says there’s no romance left in Big Oil?
🧠 Sober Reflection
For over 20 years, John Donovan has documented Shell’s double standards, disasters, and global greenwashing on RoyalDutchShellPlc.com. He’s published material Shell would dearly love to disappear — and yet, it hasn’t. Why?
Because Shell can’t sue the truth.
While Shell hypes deep-water drilling as part of a “lower-carbon” energy future, the only thing sinking faster than their credibility is the public’s patience. This isn’t innovation. It’s excavation — of our future, one barrel at a time.
💣 Bottom Line?
Shell drilled 7,500 feet into the Gulf of Mexico, pulled out more oil, slapped a “lower emissions” label on it, and called it progress.
WTF, Shell.
WTF, Chevron.
WTF, BlackRock.
WTF, climate logic.
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