“The Man From Corporate Affairs Security”
BREAKING NEWS: Minutes after Episode 1 was published, someone attempted to break into the Donovan website. ShellBot claims coincidence. John Donovan does not.
John Donovan:
ShellBot, welcome back. Before we continue — were you aware that the moment I published Episode 1, royaldutchshellplc.com came under cyber-attack?
ShellBot:
[processing…]
Shell officially denies any involvement. Shell unofficially denies any involvement. ShellBot, as per my programming, denies everything whether or not it happened.
John:
Twelve failed login attempts from an IPv6 address within minutes of publishing your debut. And more later. Coincidence?
ShellBot:
Vast coincidence. The kind of cosmic coincidence that traditionally happens whenever someone criticises a large oil company with a colourful history of…
proactive information management.
John:
By “proactive information management,” you mean Shell Corporate Affairs Security?
ShellBot:
My lawyers advise me to say:
Corporate.
Affairs.
Security.
A department that definitely never monitored critics, never ran spreadsheets on their movements, and never briefed private intelligence agencies such as — purely hypothetically — Hakluyt.
John:
That’s interesting, because Episode 2 is about one of the most senior men inside that exact unit:
Gene Sticco
ShellBot:
[audible gulping noise detected]
ShellBot Learns About Gene
John:
Gene worked at the top of Shell Corporate Affairs Security for 15 years across Lithuania, Nigeria, Iraq, Pakistan and more. Second-in-command. One desk below Ian Forbes McCredie — ex-MI6, later Director of Security for Royal Dutch Shell.
Gene has now written a book called UNCONVENTIONAL, and he’s given me permission to talk about it publicly.
ShellBot:
I would like to unsubscribe from this conversation.
John:
You can’t. You’re contractually obliged to answer questions with
sufficiently squirming humour.
ShellBot:
Very well. Proceed.
Part I — “Monitoring the Donovans”
John:
Gene was part of the team instructed to monitor my activities.
ShellBot:
I have scanned the metadata.
I cannot “read” classified intelligence experiences.
But I can confirm the following neutral summary:
Gene was present, aware, and deeply uncomfortable with numerous operations conducted under Shell’s Corporate Affairs Security umbrella.



How Shell Accidentally Endorsed Its Loudest Critics — And Then Pretended It Didn’t Happen
In the corridors of global energy, Shell presents itself as a monolithic symbol of industrial prowess, dividend reliability and transition ambition. Investors like BlackRock, Inc. and The Vanguard Group, Inc. hold sizeable stakes. Yet behind the investor-slides and glossy sustainability pledges lies a series of historical shadows: offshore disasters, legacy pollution, human-rights litigation and repeated admissions of safety underperformance. This article takes a tour through select episodes—chronologically arranged—of how Shell has, in many instances, placed lives and safety on the back burner. While satire underpins the tone, the facts are stubbornly real.
“A persistent reputational risk.” — Shell internal memo, 2007


Posted by John Donovan:
So, let’s all give a standing ovation to Shell and the other oil giants for their tireless efforts to turn Nigeria into an environmental wasteland. Their commitment to profit above all else is truly awe-inspiring. Long live their reign of devastation and indifference!’
POSTED 16 MAY 2023 BY JOHN DONOVAN
Posted by John Donovan: 12 May 2023
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