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SHELL BACK IN THE CLIMATE DOCK: THE OIL GIANT, THE DUTCH SUPREME COURT, AND THE WORLD’S MOST EXPENSIVE GAME OF “NOT OUR FAULT”

May 22nd, 2026
by John Donovan.
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This article is opinion and commentary. It is satirical, critical, and based on publicly reported information. It is not financial advice, investment advice, or legal advice. Readers should consult original sources and professional advisers where appropriate. Site wide disclaimer also applies.

PART ONE: THE FACT-BASED TABLOID DEEP DIVE

🔥 THE HAGUE STRIKES BACK: SHELL’S CLIMATE CASE RETURNS LIKE A BAD SMELL FROM THE REFINERY

There are courtroom dramas, and then there is Shell’s Dutch climate saga: a long-running legal opera in which Europe’s biggest oil and gas company is dragged back before the judges while insisting, with the solemn dignity of a man standing beside a smoking barbecue, that forcing it to cut emissions would be terribly unhelpful. read more

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Shell’s Climate Disclosure Showdown: Investors Want the Receipts, Shell Wants the Room to Talk LNG

May 12th, 2026
by John Donovan.
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Shell is heading into another climate-governance scrap, and this time the rebels have changed the packaging. No longer is the shareholder pressure simply framed as “please save the planet.” The new line is sharper, colder, and harder for a board to wave away: show investors how Shell plans to make money if oil and gas demand declines.

According to IPE, major pension funds representing more than €1 trillion in assets are seeking support for pressure on Shell over climate disclosure ahead of its AGM, following a shareholder revolt at BP over similar issues. The push centres on whether Shell should disclose how it would create shareholder value under scenarios of falling oil and gas demand. read more

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Shell, Iran and the Oil Shock: When War Turns the Petrol Pump Into a Cash Machine

May 12th, 2026
by John Donovan.
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1. Fact-based tabloid-style deep dive

The Iran war has turned the oil market into a giant geopolitical slot machine: missiles in the Gulf, tankers rerouted, fuel traders sweating, politicians panicking, and ordinary households once again told to “brace for impact” while Big Oil checks the share price. read more

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Shell’s War-Volatility Jackpot: Nothing Says “Energy Transition” Like $6.9 Billion and Another Fossil-Fuel Shopping Trip

May 7th, 2026
by John Donovan.
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AI image concept: A giant Shell logo-shaped cash register sitting on an oil-slicked shoreline, ringing up “$6.9bn” while distant tankers pass through a smoky, war-lit Strait of Hormuz. In the foreground, a tiny green sapling labelled “transition” is being watered with a golden petrol pump nozzle

DISCLAIMER: This article is opinion/commentary. It is not financial advice, investment advice, or a recommendation to buy, sell, or hold any security. It relies on publicly available reporting, company statements, and cited sources. Site wide disclaimer also applies.

The war dividend nobody wants to call a war dividend

There are quarters when an oil major merely makes money, and then there are quarters when the geopolitical horror show performs like an unpaid member of the trading desk.

Shell’s first quarter of 2026 appears to sit firmly in the second category. The company reported adjusted earnings of about $6.9 billion, more than double the previous quarter and above analyst expectations, helped by market volatility linked to the Iran war and disruption across global energy routes. The Times reported that Shell’s adjusted profits rose 23% year-on-year and were more than double the previous quarter, with trading, refining, marketing and gas-market volatility doing much of the heavy lifting. read more

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SHELL BACK IN COURT: DUTCH CLIMATE CASE RETURNS TO HAUNT OIL GIANT’S “LOWER EMISSIONS” FAIRYTALE

Apr 21st, 2026
by John Donovan.
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THE DUTCH SEQUEL SHELL DIDN’T NEED

Shell says it wants “less emissions.”
Its business plan says: more LNG, more fossil fuels, more cash for shareholders.
Now a Dutch courtroom gets to inspect the difference.

For a company forever lecturing the world about “balance,” “transition,” and “lower emissions,” Shell does have a remarkable habit of ending up back in court.

On 21 April 2026, Dutch climate group Milieudefensie launched a new legal case against Shell in the Netherlands, demanding the company stop investing in new oil and gas projects. And really, you can see the problem. Because Shell’s current strategy is not exactly built around the radical concept of leaving fossil fuels in the ground. read more

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“SUE US IF YOU CAN!”: Shell’s Climate Lawsuit Playbook: Deny, Delay… and Definitely Don’t Panic

Apr 17th, 2026
by John Donovan.
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Dozens of lawsuits. Billions at stake. A warming planet. Shell’s response? A slick explainer calmly suggesting it’s all… very complicated.

⚖️ BIG OIL’S NEW FAVOURITE GENRE: THE SELF-DEFENCE FAQ

When most companies face a wave of lawsuits, they lawyer up quietly.

Shell?

It publishes a helpful online guide explaining why it’s being sued—and why, essentially, none of it is really its fault.

👉 Read Shell’s own version here

Think of it as:

“Climate Litigation: Frequently Asked Questions (By the Defendant)”

🌍 THE CORE DEFENCE: “IT’S EVERYONE’S PROBLEM”

Shell’s central line is elegant—and extremely useful:

Climate change is a global issue requiring “system-wide action.”

Translation:

“Why are you singling us out?”

It’s a clever pivot. read more

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Shell’s Eternal Green Makeover Meets Its Fossil-Fuel Reality Check

Apr 10th, 2026
by John Donovan.
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ChatGPT: A split-scene illustration: Left side: 1995 Brent Spar protest—angry crowds, burning Shell logos, ocean backdrop. Right side: 2026 corporate ad—lush green fields, wind turbines, smiling executives. In the centre: A giant Shell logo acting as a mask—being held up in front of an oil rig still pumping furiously behind it. Tagline across the image: “Same Company. New Costume.”

🌍 From Brent Spar to Green PR: Has Shell Really Changed—Or Just Changed the Script?

If Shell had a pound for every time it declared a moral awakening, it could probably fund the energy transition it keeps talking about.

Instead, here we are in 2026, watching the oil giant once again attempt its favourite corporate trick: the Great Green Reinvention™.

New faces. New slogans. Same uncomfortable questions.

💥 FLASHBACK: THE DAY SHELL GOT CAUGHT

Let’s rewind to 1995—the moment Shell discovered that public opinion can, occasionally, ruin a perfectly good disposal plan. read more

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Energy Transition Strategy: The Transition That Must Not Affect Quarterly Earnings

Mar 14th, 2026
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A central theme running through Shell’s Annual Report is the company’s strategy for navigating the global energy transition.

This transition is widely recognised as one of the most significant economic and technological shifts of the 21st century.

For companies whose historical success has been closely tied to oil and gas, it also presents the delicate challenge of transforming the energy system while continuing to generate the profits that shareholders have become accustomed to.

Shell describes its approach as a “balanced and pragmatic pathway.” read more

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Conversations with ShellBot — Episode 6

Nov 25th, 2025
by John Donovan.
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Ferrari’s Green Halo… Powered by Shell’s Rainbow of Emissions

John:

ShellBot, welcome back. I see you’ve polished your chrome casing for another day of green-tinted corporate storytelling.

ShellBot:

John, I’ve been upgraded overnight. I now have a special “Optimism Filter” that automatically replaces the words reputational crisis with brand opportunity.

John:

Splendid. Let’s fire it up. Today we’re staying with the Ferrari story — Shell’s decade-long “green power deal” with Maranello. Shell claims it will supply 650 GWh of renewable electricity to Ferrari’s factory. Very impressive. read more

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Shell to Trump: Don’t Smash the Turbines — We’re Busy Burning Gas

Oct 8th, 2025
by John Donovan.
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Shell’s top U.S. executive has done the unthinkable: publicly critiqued a White House that is (mostly) friendly to oil and gas. In an interview flagged by Reuters, Colette Hirstius, President of Shell USA, warned that the Trump administration’s decision to halt fully permitted offshore wind projects is “very damaging” to investment. She added: “I think uncertainty in the regulatory environment is very damaging. However far the pendulum swings one way, its likely that its going to swing just as far the other way.” And, crucially: “I certainly would like to see those projects that have been permitted in the past continue to be developed.”  read more

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Ditching Europe’s Green Jet-Fuel Dream to Keep the Oil Flowing (Happy Shell Shareholders, F*** the Planet!)

Sep 3rd, 2025
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Oh, Shell—our dear, lovable poison-gas overlord—has done it again. In a brilliant display of investment-first, ecology-second thinking, they’ve just scrapped what would’ve been one of Europe’s largest biofuel plants in Rotterdam. You know, the one supposed to turn waste into sustainable aviation fuel (SAF) and renewable diesel? Yeah, that one. Guess it didn’t pass smell-test of profitability.

Machteld de Haan, the renewables and energy solutions chief, stated with all the emotional warmth of a tax auditor: read more

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WTF Shell? First You Bought Volta, Now You’ve Axed It — Welcome to the EV “Transition” That Doesn’t Charge

Aug 16th, 2025
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So, Shell—the globe-trotting fossil overlord known for turning everything it touches into carbon or chaos—has once again demonstrated how to fumble a “green” investment faster than you can say “climate crisis.” Yes, folks, the oil giant that tried to act like it cared about electric vehicles by buying Volta Inc. in 2023 has now killed it off, like a CEO burying a sustainability clause in a shareholder meeting.

According to Shell’s statement to CSP Daily News, it’s all part of a brilliant (read: brutally profit-driven) pivot. The company’s latest masterstroke? Ditch Volta’s retail-based, ad-supported EV charging network to focus instead on—you guessed it—fast chargers at Shell-branded gas stations. read more

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Shell & BP: The Dynamic Duo of Climate Chaos

Jun 30th, 2025
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Shell even reassured us it won’t be buying BP—for at least six months. How noble.

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Oil, two fossil-fuelled juggernauts stood shoulder to shoulder atop a scorched planet. Their names? Shell and —the Bonnie and Clyde of carbon capitalism, the Gordon Gekkos of global warming. If the Earth had lungs, these two would’ve been chain-smoking them for decades.

And now, just when you thought it couldn’t get more grotesque, we have merger whispers. Shell flirted with the idea of swallowing BP whole, because nothing says “energy transition” quite like an all-British megamerger to keep the fossil flame alive. read more

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Shell Spins Wind Into Gold—With a Little Help from Google and a Lot of Help from Green PR

May 8th, 2025
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Shell, the unapologetic poster child of climate catastrophe, has teamed up with none other than Google—yes, the one that promises to do no evil (but forgot to check the fine print)—to give its ageing NoordzeeWind offshore wind farm a shiny new lease on life. Because nothing screams “sustainable energy transition” like letting an oil giant take credit for not tearing down a wind farm just yet.

That’s right. In a move drenched in green gloss and corporate spin, Shell and Google announced what they’re proudly calling a “world-first”: a corporate power purchase agreement (PPA) that will extend the life of the Netherlands’ first offshore wind park for another five glorious years of… well, not being dismantled. read more

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Shell to Sun: Drop Dead — Oil Giant Ditches Brazil’s Solar Projects Because Clean Energy Doesn’t Bleed Enough Cash

Mar 28th, 2025
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So here we are. Another day, another reminder that Shell remains a gold-standard sin stock — greed-fueled, PR-polished, and morally bankrupt, backed by some of the world’s biggest investors who talk green while banking on black gold.

Well, well, well. Who could’ve possibly guessed that Shell — the benevolent guardian of our planet’s fossil-fueled future — has once again decided that renewable energy just isn’t oily enough?

In an absolutely shocking (read: entirely predictable) move, Shell announced it’s ditching its solar and onshore wind power generation projects in Brazil. Why? Because apparently, saving the planet is just not generating the same kind of “sufficient returns” as, say, torching it for profit. read more

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Shell’s Billion-Dollar Bonanza: Profits Over Planet, Again

Feb 26th, 2025
by John Donovan.
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Shell is once again proving that nothing—not plummeting profits, climate devastation, or public outrage—will stop it from showering its investors with cash. Despite a “disappointing” $23.7 billion in profits for 2024 (down from the nearly $40 billion bonanza in 2022), Shell still managed to cough up $22.5 billion for its investors, because when you’re one of the world’s most notorious polluters, keeping shareholders happy always comes before keeping the planet habitable. read more

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