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Shell CEO Defends Unwavering Commitment to Environmental Exploitation”

Who cares about the planet when there are shareholders to appease and profits to be made?

Posted by John Donovan 3 October 2023

In a stunning revelation at the ADIPEC energy conference in Abu Dhabi, Shell’s Chief Executive Officer, Wael Sawan, made it abundantly clear that the company has absolutely no intention of altering its time-tested strategy. 

Yes, you read that right, folks. Shell, the benevolent guardian of the planet, is graciously allowing shareholders to decide if they want to invest in their so-called “low carbon energy options.” It’s heartwarming to see a company that has made billions off fossil fuels suddenly embrace the green revolution with such enthusiasm.

Sawan’s remarks can only be interpreted as a heartfelt plea for shareholders to consider the company’s delicate financial situation. After all, it’s essential for Shell to ensure that their hefty profit margins remain intact, no matter the environmental cost. Who cares about the planet when there are shareholders to appease and profits to be made?

In conclusion, we applaud Shell for its unwavering commitment to a strategy that prioritizes shareholder returns over the well-being of the planet. 

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